Bizzare Bazaar

Hi guys! What’s up?! I mean seriously, what is up with the people nowadays? I have to agree that first impression counts but whatever impressions that I received when I first saw them is definitely questionable.

When it comes to Ramadhan, I am sure that there are a number of things that comes to your mind like one month of fasting, list of foods for break fast, list of friends to break fast with, where to perform Tarawih prayers, which day to skip Tarawih prayers for Bazaar Geylang and of course not forgetting Bazaar Geylang!

Everyone needs to visit Bazaar Geylang at least once during Ramadhan. Even for those people who will go around telling his/her friends that they will never go to Bazaar Geylang because its lame/crowded/hot/stuffy/expensive will eventually find themselves there! Probably due to the last few days of pressure of going to the bazaar. I mean, there is always that pressure that you want to go to the Bazaar just because it is the last few days.

Back to my first question on what is up with people nowadays. I am talking about the people you will come across in the bazaar. Sure, first impression counts but in the bazaar? Can you imagine how hot it is in the bazaar? How crowded it is there? How sweaty one can get? I have no comments for the girls because they like to keep it minimal which is MasyaAllah girl! No wonder some of our muslim brothers have to keep their sunnies on to protect their eyesight. I have no idea how girls can keep their makeup alive after 7 rounds of tawaf in the bazaar. There are a few groups of people that you will confirm plus chop come across in the bazaar. Let’s categorized the different group of people.

The Eskimos

100 degrees and its burning but somehow this group of people have very high tolerance level towards heat and that is not enough! They need a thick jacket over them and walking in the bazaar is like a walk in the park!

Cabut Tarawih with no spare clothing

Always seen walking in a big group in baju melayu or samping. These group probably decided that the chances of the night of Lailatul Qadr that night is very low so they skipped and get them Ramlys and dendengs instead.

Hipsters

When there is rainbow bagels, rainbow burger, rainbow otah, rainbow john, there will always be the hipsters. This group will probably reach abit later after their fancy break fast or what they would like to call it “iftar” just because more stylo at some cool cafes. Walking in group, it feels like the spotlight is on them and everything just seems slow-mo. Their fashion is just out of the world. Hipsters come in various fashion categories. Either too much cloth and unnecessary ones or not enough. You get what I mean right? You will know one when you see one.

Kecoh

Whatever that comes out from their mouth seems to be amplified 10 times. You can hear them the moment you reach paya lebar MRT. Things will get uncontrollable once chickies are spotted.

But then again, probably they have their own reasons. Like the eskimos might be sick but they die die want to visit the bazaar. This is only my point of view as a bazaar would not be a bazaar without these group of people. Whatever it is, I would like to apologise if this article did in anyway offend anyone. Here is me wishing everyone a blessed Ramadhan. May this 30 days of Ibadah cleanse our soul and make us deserving for Allah’s Blessings.

Ramadan Kareem J

The Fear

Rachel: I'm training to be better at a job that I hate. My life officially sucks.
Joey: Look Rach, wasn't this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?
Rachel: Well, yeah! I'm still pursuing that.
Chandler: How... exactly are you pursuing that? Ya know, other than sending out resumes like, what, two years ago?
Rachel: Well, I'm also sending out.... good thoughts.
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.
Rachel: The fear?
Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.
Rachel: Well then how come you're still at a job that you hate, I mean why don't you quit and get "the fear?"
(Chandler and Joey both start laughing)
Chandler: Because, I'm too afraid.


Hi to all. Its me again. I've been wanting to blog but have been busy... busy doing nothing!!! ROFL! huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu. Okayyy, so if you actually watched the video that i posted then maybe you can roughly know what i'm going to post about. Last week, i dedicated a day to spam my resumes to alot of companies. I did just that and actually got a call from one of the biggest FM company. I got myself an interview! sounds like a good news. But i'm not that excited. I dont know how i feel. Its like i want to leave my job but i dont want to leave my job. I want to leave my job because i hate my job! i dont want to leave my job because of the flexible working hours, the benefits and i can say that im already comfortable working there. But not good comfy. Bad comfy. So, i really think that i need the fear! but to get the fear, i have to quit my current job so that i have the motivation and hunger for a new job. The only thing that got me thinking is the working of hour of this next job that i applied for. I dont know if i can see myself dragging my working hours till late night. Time VS Money. Both are equally important but i love having my own time.... and also lots of money. sian man... anyway my interview is tmrw. im just gonna go for it! ok la bye to all!!

Hypno

The first thing i did when i wake up this morning is watching this video on hypnosis. I was so amazed by this guy who actually managed to hynotise Howie who's known for his germophobia. Germophobia is a term to describe someone who is very particular about the things that he or she comes in contact with due to germs. So for Howie's case, he cant even shake hand with anyone else unless he is very sure that the hands that he's going to shake is very clean. So this guy actually hypnotised howie and he shook hands with him and the rest of the judges. He then went on to the next round. For the next round, Michael Buble was the guest judge for that show. Apparantly he's a dick. He acted like he was hypnotised and spoiled the whole show. So i went on to research about this guy name Chris Jones and found out that he actually helps people to quit smoking using hypnotism. His website is www.quitwithchris.com . So i went to his website and tried listening to his video with an open mind ready to get hypnotise and quit smoking for good. It was a long 30 min video but i forced myself to watch and listen. I got to admit that i was in a state of trance for a moment. I felt like my hands are heavy and in a way i felt calm and relaxed. And then i heard a very familiar voice. YADHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANGUN!!!!!!!! DAH KUL BRAPA NI?! ASIK TIDUR AJE TAK TAU NAK BUAT KERJA RUMAH!!( YADHHH!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT TIME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLEEP ONLY!!! DONT KNOW HOW TO DO HOUSEWORK!!!!!!!!) Yeap thats my mum. I carried on with my daily life after that and head to a talk at expo in the afternoon. Right after i got out of my house, i lighted a cigarette. So its either the hypnosis doesnt work or my mum spoilled the process of hypnosis. bummer. im hungry now. i want to eat.... bye to all...

Self reminder

Hi to all. Basically i have been doing nothing for almost 2 weeks now. Doing nothing is good but ive been eating alot too which is not good. i keep telling myself that im going to workout some day but somehow someday never happen which is not good too. So this post will remind me that starting next week onwards, i have to start working out and control my food intake. Today is a Saturday and i'm at home all day. Insta and FB's feeds all flooded with friends going raya visiting. Most of my friends busy with their own life and i dont think there will be anymore jalan raya with them. siannnnnnnnn... so today i just layan tetamu that come to my house only. Tmrw also my mum reminded me to stay home to layan tetamu. But starting monday, i am going to start working out! woohooo! must action semangat la so atleast got abit smangat right. later my friends abdul and nasir ajak me to go mustafa. Atleast got plan right. Just go only. I just switched on the heater just now. cant wait to mandi and feel fresh and go out and have a life. Hopefully i dont makan anymore la later. but whats new man. most nights i will go out and find food. me and food are one. Food and me are one. I hope tomorrow my family got jalan raya. sometimes i like jalan raya but sometimes i dont like. i dont know la but for now its just that i dont feel the raya vibes but i want to search for it. Thats why i want to jalan raya. i only wear baju kurung once. that one also oversized baju kurung. but me dont care. just wear only. i think i come to a point where i dont care abt alot of things already. So its me and food and lazy. Thats a good definition of me. So far no one  wants to buy my bike yet.... sian. i need to change bike so i can have a more comfy ride. I have to siap already. feels like smoking.... so bored duduk rumah one whole day. ok la i want to mandi and then siap. byeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me need food

Guess what? I dint sleep the whole night. I had supper at khan saab at abt 10pm just now. I had thosai telur, prata bom and prata telur. Felt like vomitting because i had too much. Besides eating, i dont know what else to do. So after supper, i went home straight. I played some music on the keyboard and post it on snapchek. After playing music, i watched youtube for the rest of the night. I watched gordon ramsay's videos and that led me to watching seafood. Crabs and lobster. Now im hungry. I just want seafoods. I want to have dinner at carousel or aquamarine. I want to eat shells so bad. I want..... i think i shd just sleep for awhile.... mornight everyone...

Living the life

I can really get use to not working. I had pizza for brunch just now. But that pizza was 2 weeks old. But put inside fridge la. after i heat it up, it still taste ok. So when i was heating up the pizza, i can actually foresee my life in the future. When i do have a place of my own, i'll probably have a lot of frozen leftover foods in the freezer. So when i'm hungry, i'll just heat up whatever is in there. If it taste funny then i guess i have to throw it away. Its been raining the past few nights. Love the weather. I feel like riding  tonight just because i feel like riding. I've not been riding my bike alot mainly because of my wound from the surgery. Guess what? im putting up my bike for sale. I cant wait to get a more practical and comfortable bike. Cant deny that i got alot of attention riding my harley davidson but nahh. Not for me i guess. I keep getting hungry today. i just eaten like 3 hours ago. Had to serving of spaghetti meatballs and now im hungry again. Just waiting for my friend to call me and jio me for supper. I also had the intention of working out abit but lazy AF man! do you know what AF is? AF is what kids nowadays tu describe as nak mampos. last we say wah penat nak mampos sak! now its just penat AF! which means penas AS FUCK! they so lazy like that until have to just take the acronyms. if last time i malas then i'll just say wah penat NM la. I wish i can blog longer but Farihin just called and jio me for supper! woohooo! what at the chances that seafood still have at this timing? hmmm nvm la just eat whatever i can eat. ok bye to all AF!!!!!!

Nik Wafdi

Check out this berbalas pantun. Sooooo funny! I changed my name on facebook to Nik Wafdi for 2 years already. The main reason to why i change my fb name to Nik Wafdi is because of my job. I have to issue letters and notices to residents with my name on it. Recently my friend kena because the he send out notice on dog noise nuisance. so basically residents complain got noisy dogs in his neighbourhood. So my colleague have to find out where the dog is coming from. apparantly got more than one dog at that block. so its a bit tough to locate where the noise is coming from. So he sent out a notice to the residents of that block and give them suggestion on how to tackle this issue. one of the suggestion is to debark the dog through surgery. That is one of the suggestion from AVA. So he kena shot down and netizens starts to find him. Since i also recover back people's house because of mortgage and rent then i dont want to them to be able to find me on the internet. But i'm going to change back my name once i quit my job.anyway i got the name from this berbalas pantun. I'm going out to meet nurul later. I know nurul from cat welfare. Got cat nuisance at work then have to arrange joint inspection with cat welfare. going to have Makisan later on. first time having makisan. hopefully sedap. if tak sedap then i maki hamun her. huhuhuhuhuhuhu. hopefully hujan stop la. i also have to go public. dont want to risk riding because of my surgery. ok la time for me to siap2.... bye to all